April 7, 2010
Wanna See Kate Gosselin Be A Trainwreck?
Well…I mean more of a trainwreck than usual?
If possible, Kate Gosselin’s performance of the paso doble this week was worse than her jive last week on Dancing With the Stars. First of all, the singers on DWTS are just not good. Sorry. If I watch the show, most of the time I have to mute it! Anyway, so the singer destroyed Lady Gaga’s “Paparazzi.” How could ABC do that to me?! How?!
Okay second of all, Kate Gosselin simply cannot dance. She SUCKS, and I was actually afraid of her when I was watching the paso doble. It is very difficult to describe, too, which is why I’ve provided the video for you to watch. There was some kind of evil in her eyes, I’m not kidding. Sometimes they looked dead and others they looked like some kind of abyss. A gateway to the river Styx. Although in her defense, the caked-on black eye makeup and the fire-red costume didn’t help her much, either.
I feel really bad for her dancing partner, Tony Dovolani. Every time I watch their intro videos it makes me sad–he seems to be trying so hard and nothing gets through to her. Ever. He got stuck with the worst contestant (behind Buzz Aldrin, but at least he’s a good person). He even threatened to quit once (maybe more, but we don’t know) but turned around and came back to keep pushing through.
Anyway, I just wanted to share this little horrifying video with you. I’m watching this season basically for Evan Lysacek and Nicole Scherzinger. If neither of them wins this season, I’m going to be so annoyed!
Posted by Shaane at 7:00 am